My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
I need you all to know that today (or like, technically, yesterday because timezones are a thing and they’re dicks) is the birthday of my super awesome, bestest friend thisainttherapy.
Ioana has been my rock, the friend I could (and did on many occasions) talk to at ass o’clock in the morning because I was dying of feels, the Duncs to my Seabs. Basically, she’s the best, and she’s a dinosaur now, like a whole 25 days older than me, holy shit. You guys should totally go wish her the best birthday ever (even though I know she had a pretty great one, right babe? 😜) because she’s fantastic and you definitely need that fantasticness in your life.